Application for a Date with the T-Mobile Girl Carly Foulkes

This is for Humor only !!!!!

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH CARLY FOULKES T-mobile Spokeswoman

Name of hopeful Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:

I request permission for to date you in absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:_________________________________
Time of return____________________________
Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed:___________________________

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if
permission is granted to go out, you retain the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total:______________________________

Locations to be visited:________________________________

Females with whom conversation is permitted:________________________________
IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Michael Bolton concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger,
nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to you ), the above information is correct.

Signed – Hopefull Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:____________________________

Request is: APPROVED DENIED__________________________________

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date: Time of departure: Time of return:____________________________________________
Signed – Possibble Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:

Your BFF
Carly

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