Dearest Movie Star
I am very happy to inform you that I really am impressed by you since since the 14th of May 2011 after seeing your movie. With reference to the emails on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective friend.
Our friendship would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes by me leading up to promotion from friend to lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough to take care of you, on the expense account.
I ask you to please respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to Halle Berry, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation. Please see the attached Resume for my qualifications