A Man Maxim: Shouldn’t your dog be bigger than a toaster ?

THE other day I saw a man walking 6 dogs. What turned my head was that it was 6 Chihuahuas

There is only one rule with dogs for me : It must be larger than a toaster; Not Clear enough ? Here are Five signs that your dog is too small.

1. You are unable to play frisbee with your dog , because when he tries to catch it , the frisbee bowls the dog over and smacks him to the ground.

2. On a airplane , your dog comfortably fits underneath the seat in front of you.

3. Try as he can, his itty bitty legs cant quite make it up to the coach. , so you installed a doll size step for him

4. He cowers from squirrels

5. At least once a day you almost step on him because hes too tiny to register in your peripheral vision

You must remain faithful to the spirit of mans best friend: he’s a vigorous companion , not a toy

AND WHILE WE ARE ON IT
* NO MATCHING SWEATERS
* NO DRESSING YOUR DOG UP FOR HALLOWEEN
* NO SANTA SUITS
* NO OUTSOURCING YOU AND ONLY YOU MAY TRAIN YOUR DOG
* NO COLLARS FROM PRADA

One exception : Lets say that your girlfriend already had a toy dog before you moved in making you a co-owner. Your off the hook. However your appropriate response as a mans man is also to get a 250 lb Saint Bernard that will relentlessly intimidate Tinkerbell

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